Tonight, I drank 4 beers and emailed TAPS. I'm currently watching Ghost Hunters and I have always wanted to be a Paranormal Investigator. I mean, I am DEFINITELY qualified. I have a college degree, and I can't imagine that most PIs have college degrees. Also, I look great on television. I was homecoming queen in high school, and they interviewed me on the local news, and I was a total babe. It's time for me to reclaim my glory.
Here is the email I sent them:
I realize you can't really read the email, so you can go here to get a bigger version.
I've got most of my eggs in this basket. Will be pretty upset if I don't hear something by morning.